Fearix (dantekirsei) wrote in promisereprise,
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James Pillow Sunderland says:
I LOVE MY WIFE OKAY?!

James Pillow Sunderland says:
MY WIFE, MARIA

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I MEAN

James Pillow Sunderland says:
MARY

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I LOVE HER DAMMIT!

Pyramid Head says:
...

Pyramid Head says:
::fucking stabs::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
:: pillows ::

Pyramid Head says:
::IS IMMUNE 'CAUSE OF HIS HELMET::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Shit. :: drops pillow and runs down hallway... a very long hallway, down an elevator, and out the front door::

Pyramid Head says:
:: somehow appears ::

Pyramid Head says:
::raises sword and TRIES TO ATTACK BUT MISSES CONSTANTLY SOME EXECUTIONER AM I RITE::

Vincent The Stalker says:
You should stop attacking James, PH. You are the true form of James after all. Perhaps you should try enjoying a cup of blood with him. Or if the mood presists, a gangbang is in order. I've heard rumors that James likes those.

Pyramid Head says:
Will you join in?

Pyramid Head says:
Also, I need at least one vagina.

Vincent The Stalker says:
Oh, you. You know we can't have an affair. As for a woman, Heather will be attending the movies without her father at exactly 7:45, where she will be alone and purchasing one set of nachos and a slushie... I bet.

Pyramid Head says:
You can do James and I can cut him in places and give myself something to do...

Vincent The Stalker says:
You know, come to think of it, if we have an orgy with James... Wouldn't that entail that you would be, in technical circumstances, making love with yourself?

Pyramid Head says:
I'm not James.

Pyramid Head says:
I'm a sort of God

Vincent The Stalker says:
Funny, that's what Claudia says.

Pyramid Head says:
Claudia. She's that nutty woman who smells awful, right?

Vincent The Stalker says:
Yes. it's most likely because of her crusty breasts. She doesn't bathe often. Something about thetrue believers of the cult showing true essence? I'm not entirely sure. Our viewpoints on our faith is... Different to say in the least.

Pyramid Head says:
You smell like cabbage.

Vincent The Stalker says:
I BEG YOUR PARDON

Pyramid Head says:
Cabbages.

Pyramid Head says:
::grabs a cabbage from beneath his smock::

Pyramid Head says:
Cabbage!

Vincent The Stalker says:
Get that wawy from me, you disgusting ingrate!

Pyramid Head says:
Wawy!!!

Vincent The Stalker says:
I'm not the one who smells like a rusty car after a rainshower in a junkyard.

Pyramid Head says:
I'm not the one who smells like CABBAGES

Vincent The Stalker says:
JUST BECAUSE THE EVIL RABBITS IN THE AMUSEMENT PARK TRY TO EAT DOES NOT MEAN I SMELL LIKE CABBAGE

Pyramid Head says:
:: pokes with Great Knife ::

Pyramid Head says:
Lighten up.

Vincent The Stalker says:
I would except I'm trying not to BLEED TO DEATH!

Vincent The Stalker says:
::finds first aid bandages::

Pyramid Head says:
:: drinks a diet coke ::

Vincent The Stalker says:
You imbecile, you're just pouring it all over your helmet.

Pyramid Head says:
;-;

James Pillow Sunderland says:
::walks up to PH and dumps a water on his head:: RUST YOU FILTHY SON OF A BITCH, THE ONLY PERSON I WOULD NOT USE TO IDOLIZE RAPING, SEXISM AND MURDER

Pyramid Head says:
...

Pyramid Head says:
:: strangles :;

James Pillow Sunderland says:
VINC ... ENT.. DO ... S ... THING!

Vincent The Stalker says:
PH, could you hand me that bottle of wine please?

Pyramid Head says:
::tightens his grip on James' throat and hands Vincent the wine... hoping that it doesn't get poured on his helmet::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
::grabs bottle of wine and shatters it on PH's helmet::

Pyramid Head says:
... ::grabs Vincen with his free hand and strangles him, too::

Claudia Wolf says:
::walks up and points at Vincent:: THIS IS THE WRATH OF GOD!

Claudia Wolf says:
You deserve this for BETRAYING GOD

Pyramid Head says:
::happily smashes James and Vincent together::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
EW, you made me kiss VINCENT!

Pyramid Head says:
::looks at Vincent (well, no one can really tell 'cause of the helmet) :: See? I told you, cabbage man. You smell.

Vincent The Stalker says:
I DO NOT SMELL

Claudia Wolf says:
You smell because GOD HATES YOU

Pyramid Head says:
He's just in denial. Like James.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
In denial about what?

Pyramid Head says:
Oh, you know.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I'm not getting fat

Pyramid Head says:
YES YOU ARE.

Pyramid Head says:
LOOK AT THAT NECK.

Henry Townshend says:
What the Hell?!

Claudia Wolf says:
...GOD!

Henry Townshend says:
?!

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Henry, tell them I'm not fat! Tell them I'm not in denial!

Henry Townshend says:
Umm... ::nods (not so reassuringly, but whatever) :: James isn't fat. He's...

Henry Townshend says:
he's...

Henry Townshend says:
he's fluffy!

Pyramid Head says:
LIKE A PILLOW

James Pillow Sunderland says:
That's it, I don't have to take this. I'm going home to my wife, Mary. She's cooking me dinner right now, as we speak. We have a house on Toluca Lake

Vincent The Stalker says:
James, dear, you don't have a house on the lake

Henry Townshend says:
No, no.. James.. Not this again.

Henry Townshend says:
::rubs his temples::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I DO TO HAVE A HOUSE ON THE LAKE

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Mary and I eat out on the porch every night

James Pillow Sunderland says:
What do you mean "Not again", Henry?

James Pillow Sunderland says:
You're just jealous

Henry Townshend says:
James, man, you gotta.. you gotta come to terms with the fact that a halfway house isn't...

Henry Townshend says:
a -house-.

Henry Townshend says:
And that isn't Mary! It's a broom!

Vincent The Stalker says:
:: pops open a bottle of wine ::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
She is to Mary! She cooks and cleans and sometimes catches on fire when she's too close to the stove

Pyramid Head says:
:: somehow drinks the wine ::

Vincent The Stalker says:
STOP POURING IT ON YOUR HEAD

Henry Townshend says:
No, James! The reason she catches on fire is because she's a broom.

Henry Townshend says:
Oh... and that's why I'm here. Y'see.. Eileen really wants to sweep off the porch, but like

Henry Townshend says:
you... took our broom.

Henry Townshend says:
And honestly? I don't want it back. I can only IMAGINE what you've been doing with it.

Vincent The Stalker says:
You don't HAVE a porch. You live in an apartment

Henry Townshend says:
But Eileen wants it.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I DON'T HAVE YOUR BROOM

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Mary's borrowing it

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I DON'T HAVE YOUR BROOM. Mary's borrowing it from Angela

Henry Townshend says:
:: peels James out of PH's hand ::

Henry Townshend says:
:: slaps him ::

Henry Townshend says:
It's over, man.

Henry Townshend says:
Mary's dead.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
::erupts:: Dead?! DEAD?! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT MY MARY! SURE SHE'S NOT PERFECT AND SHE STAYS INSIDE THE HOUSE AND YELLS AT ME ALL DAY AND MAKES MY LIFE MISERABLE BECAUSE SHE'S SICK DOESN'T MEAN SHE'S DEAD!

Henry Townshend says:
You ...

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I LOVE MARY, HENRY! WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?!

Henry Townshend says:
just said she cooks and cleans...

Henry Townshend says:
what the hell

James Pillow Sunderland says:
YES! MARIA COOKS AND CLEANS! EVERY DAY! WE COOK OUT ON THE PORCH EVERY NIGHT!

Henry Townshend says:
... um.

Vincent The Stalker says:
Now you've gone and done it. This is quite entertaining. It's a good thing Harry's not here to spoil my fun

Henry Townshend says:
I think his head is going to explode, guys.

Henry Townshend says:
He's got a vein...

Vincent The Stalker says:
Hold on, let me call Heather and invite her over tea. We can surprise her by having James head explode. I conveniently have Heather's phone number right here on my cell phone. I have no idea how I found it. Especially at Harry's. When I went to her room. And looked at her phone. No idea at all

Henry Townshend says:
..It's sad when -I'm- the only normal person in the room.

Pyramid Head says:
Hey, now!

Pyramid Head says:
I'm pretty normal!

Vincent The Stalker says:
Room... 302?

Pyramid Head says:
I like kittens...

Walter Sullivan says:
Mommy?

James Pillow Sunderland says:
NO. Pyramid Head, a kitten dies every time you exist.

Henry Townshend says:
OH JESUS

Henry Townshend says:
JESUS NO

Henry Townshend says:
NOOOOO

Henry Townshend says:
::hides behind Vincent::

Vincent The Stalker says:
Well, hello henry. It's nice to see you back there.

Walter Sullivan says:
Mommy, I drew you... a picture... ::holds up a piece of paper with cockroaches smeared on it::

Room 302 says:
::blurbs::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!

Room 302 says:
:: squish ::

Room 302 says:
:: makes babies grow out of the wall ::

Henry Townshend says:
Oh Jesus

Claudia Wolf says:
THE LORD, SAMAEL, HAS LEFT HIS MARK ON OUR EARTH! THIS IS HIS BLESSING, THE TRUE ESSENCE OF BIRTH! ::eats a fetus::

Henry Townshend says:
::whimpers::

Vincent The Stalker says:
Will you go away? Nobody likes you, Claudia.

Claudia Wolf says:
FINE, BUT REMEMBER, CASTING ME AWAY WILL CAUSE YOU TO FEEL THE WRATH OF GOD

Room 302 says:
::eats Claudia::

Vincent The Stalker says:
Thank you, my friend.

Vincent The Stalker says:
Henry, you may need to ask James back for your broom and mop again. It looks like Claudia made a mess.

Richard Braintree says:
ALL OF YOU

Richard Braintree says:
SHUT THE FUCK UP

Henry Townshend says:
... I don't want my mop and broom back....

Henry Townshend says:
he's...

Henry Townshend says:
DONE THINGS

Henry Townshend says:
with them

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Jesus christ, Richard. Did you just fire a gun at us?

Richard Braintree says:
NO BUT I WILL IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

Dahlia Gillepsie says:
Will you all be queit? It's two in the morning for God's sake. Alessa's trying to rest.

Richard Braintree says:
GET A HAIRCUT

Richard Braintree says:
HAG

Dahlia Gillepsie says:
Get your head chopped off, ingrate

Dahlia Gillepsie says:
::looks at PH:: PleasE?

James Pillow Sunderland says:
NO! He's the root of ALL evil! Much like YOU

Pyramid Head says:
:: slices Richard in half, rapes the top part, and then stomps on the remains ::

Pyramid Head says:
:: just rapes James ::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
BAS ::gasp!:: TARD!

Pyramid Head says:
You like it

James Pillow Sunderland says:
NEVER

James Pillow Sunderland says:
MARY... ::gasp!:: FORGIVE ME! I HATEYOUILOVEYOUIHATEYOUILOVEYOUIHATEYOU

Henry Townshend says:
What the hell

Henry Townshend says:
what the hell

Henry Townshend says:
what the hell.

Vincent The Stalker says:
PH, move a little to the left. The cameras in the bushes aren't getting a decent view

Pyramid Head says:
::grunts::

Dahlia Gillepsie says:
::burns Richard for no particular reason::

Richard Braintree says:
::is crispy::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
::cries::

Pyramid Head says:
::finishes off and smokes a cigarette::

Vincent The Stalker says:
You're just leaving ashes on your helmet!

Walter Sullivan says:
Is... that where... babies come from?

Walter Sullivan says:
Who.. who's the mommy?

Vincent The Stalker says:
Yes, from James Sunderland's round bottom

Dahlia Gillepsie says:
Yes, who IS the mother of God?

Vincent The Stalker says:
That wasn't even the question

Walter Sullivan says:
Mary...

Walter Sullivan says:
wait

Walter Sullivan says:
that... was Jesus

Walter Sullivan says:
sorry.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
::gets dressed:: I hate you. ::glares at PH:: And Mary is not the mother! Mary is perfect!

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Look, she's calling me right now! :: picks up cell phone::

Henry Townshend says:
::grabs the phone::

Henry Townshend says:
::answers it::

Henry Townshend says:
No, he doesn't need any Avon products.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
That's not funny, Henry. Let me talk to my wife.

Henry Townshend says:
Dude... it's... Avon.

Henry Townshend says:
They don't sell products for BROOMS. I assure you.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Maria is not a broom!

Henry Townshend says:
YOU'RE RIGHT. She's DEAD.

Henry Townshend says:
YOU are why people make blond jokes.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
THAT'S IT! I DON'T HAVE TO STAND FOR THIS! ALL YOU DO IS BADMOUTH MARY BUT WHAT HAS SHE EVER DONE TO YOU?! I WON'T STAND FOR IT! :: grabs a pillow and puts it over Henry's face ::

Henry Townshend says:
:: SCREAMS ::

Pyramid Head says:
HEY

Pyramid Head says:
::grabs James::

Pyramid Head says:
ONE PILLOW MURDER PER LIFETIME

Henry Townshend says:
::gasps::

Henry Townshend says:
YOU KNOW WHAT

Henry Townshend says:
I HOPE YOUR BROOM ROTS

Henry Townshend says:
ROTS

James Pillow Sunderland says:
WHAT BROOM?!

Henry Townshend says:
YOUR WIFE

Henry Townshend says:
OR WIVES

Henry Townshend says:
OR WHATEVER

Henry Townshend says:
YOU TWISTED FUCK

James Pillow Sunderland says:
FUCK YOU, HENRY! FUCK YOU, PYRAMID HEAD! FUCK YOU, VINCENT! I'M GOING HOME TO MY WIFE! AT LEAST HER ACCUSATIONS AREN'T FALSE!

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I'M CALLING HARRY AND TELLING ON YOU, HENRY! :: storms off::

Henry Townshend says:
...Jesus

Vincent The Stalker says:
Well, you have to admit, this was all your own fault. If you hadn't mentioned Mary, none of this would have escalated into such an entertaining fued.

Dahlia Gillepsie says:
Yes, we try not to mention Mary's name while he's around

Henry Townshend says:
But...Eileen wants her broom.


I wish Henry wasn't so twisted! All he ever does is tell me my wife is dead, like it's some sort of sick joke! Not to mention I HATE Pyramid Head! They ganged up on me! Mary says I should have stood my ground but they WOULDN'T LISTEN. Not to mention Pyramid Head... did things. Ugh!

And jesus christ! Henry, tell Eileen she'll get her broom back when Mary's DONE with it!

~James
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