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Drunken Harry


Henry Townshend says:
James, Eileen wants to know if you'd like to go out with us tonight.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Tonight's no good. Mary's been sicker than usual tonight, so I thought I'd stay in. I've been fluffing her pillows for her every hour so.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Tomorrow night would be cool if you guys are free then

James Pillow Sunderland says:
We could even invite Harry and Dahlia

Henry Townshend says:
... Pillows. Okay. Be... careful with those.

Henry Townshend says:
And no Dahlia.

Henry Townshend says:
She's frightening.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
She only seems that way. Dahlia just is true to her religion. If you drone out the wailing and the smoke coming from chimney in the middle of the summer, you can tolerate her.

Henry Townshend says:
I guess so.

Henry Townshend says:
But sometimes it's like... she wants to eat my face.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
To be honest, I'd be more worried about Claudia doing that

James Pillow Sunderland says:
The bitch bit me the other day

James Pillow Sunderland says:
But she learned her lesson

Henry Townshend says:
...did you beat her with Mary? I mean, the broom?

James Pillow Sunderland says:
No, no. Nothing serious. She may be afraid of chainsaws though

Henry Townshend says:
I ... see.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
So, what's the plans?

Henry Townshend says:
Oh. Uhh. Eileen wants to go to Heaven's Night.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Heaven's Night?

James Pillow Sunderland says:
But

James Pillow Sunderland says:
........

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Mary CAN'T KNOW

Henry Townshend says:
... er. Okay..

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I mean,

James Pillow Sunderland says:
....

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Look... There's this woman who works there... Maria

James Pillow Sunderland says:
She uh

James Pillow Sunderland says:
We've been through a lot. But I can't introduce her to Mary. Never.

Harry Mason says:
:: streaks through naked :: RADIOOOOOO

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Oh... Kaufman must be over again

Henry Townshend says:
::blinks::

Henry Townshend says:
Uh, anywaaay.

Henry Townshend says:
Okay.

Henry Townshend says:
Eileen says there's a nice girl who works there, though. .... ::coughs:: Her name is Cynthia, and uh. I met her during the... Walter... thing.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Oh? Does she dress like a stripper?

Henry Townshend says:
::mumbles:: she did when I knew her.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Really?! I should meet her.

Harry Mason says:
:: streaks through again :: WHAT'S GOIN' ON WITH THAT RADIOOOOO~

Heather Morris says:
::follows after him with a tranq::

Henry Townshend says:
Uh-huh.. Er. You don't seem like the type to go after strippers.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Uh, I don't. I'm married.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I don't mind meeting people. I go either way.

Henry Townshend says:
...You're bi? Whuh?

James Pillow Sunderland says:
That's not what I meant!

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I meant, I'll still go to the bar either way.

Henry Townshend says:
Oh. Ohhh. Okay.

Harry Mason says:
:: screams ::

Heather Morris says:
It's for your own good, Dad!

Henry Townshend says:
...

Henry Townshend says:
Sometimes I think I should've stayed in Room 302.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
You grow used to it in this neighborhood.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Harry's a good a guy, probably one of my best buddies

James Pillow Sunderland says:
He's been drinking a lot lately

Henry Townshend says:
Huh. He's not going to get any writing done that way.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I wonder if he's finished that article about the theory of UFOs yet

James Pillow Sunderland says:
he's been working on it for a magazine for a while now

Henry Townshend says:
Ah.

Vincent The Stalker says:
::heard from across the street:: DON'T MAKE ME CALL CYBIL, HARRY!

Harry Mason says:
WILL SHE HANDCUFF ME?!

Harry Mason says:
SHE DID TO ROSEEEE

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Who's Rose?

Harry Mason says:
Stupid woman who thinks she's ME

James Pillow Sunderland says:
That's kind of funny! I know a woman who thinks she's Mary!

Harry Mason says:
Weird!

Harry Mason says:
Maybe we should hook them up so they'll leave us alone! Oh man, and woman-on-woman action.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
I can't say I don't agree with you, Harry, but Mary would murder me if she came to realize I was partaking in watching that

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Have you been drinking again?

Harry Mason says:
Nuh, man! I just! IT FEELS SO GOOD TO BE NAKED.

Harry Mason says:
Plus, I'm not tied down to a woman like YOU two.

Henry Townshend says:
...Hey...

Vincent The Stalker says:
::walks outside to join the other three:: Bloody hell, you're waking up the whole neighborhood, Harry!

Vincent The Stalker says:
Why don't you come stay at my place?

Harry Mason says:
eh.

Harry Mason says:
You're not going to do anything to Heather, are you?

Vincent The Stalker says:
No, of course not!

Vincent The Stalker says:
Besides, I can make use of her father just as easily

Harry Mason says:
...

Harry Mason says:
I'm game!

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Harry... I don't think that's such a great idea...

Harry Mason says:
Why not?!

Eileen Galvin says:
Henry... ::walks outside:: What the hell's going on out here?

Henry Townshend says:
Oh, streaking, talks about gay sex... y'know... the usual...

Eileen Galvin says:
All right....

Eileen Galvin says:
Harry, why are you naked?

Harry Mason says:
It feels good! :: spins around ::

Vincent The Stalker says:
And I'm watching him over tonight!

Eileen Galvin says:
....Harry, I'm taking you home

Harry Mason says:
So I can do Henry!

Henry Townshend says:
What the hell

Henry Townshend says:
HELL NO.

Henry Townshend says:
:: pushes Harry into Vincent ::

Harry Mason says:
It's like real-life pong!

Vincent The Stalker says:
Come along, Harry. The sooner you're out, the sooner I can have my way with Heather

Vincent The Stalker says:
I mean you

Vincent The Stalker says:
I mean

Vincent The Stalker says:
PESTURE Dahlia

Vincent The Stalker says:
...I think

Harry Mason says:
OK!

Harry Mason says:
:: stumbles across the street ::

Eileen Galvin says:
Somebody should make sure he goes HOME

Heather Morris says:
I am -not- going with you.

Eileen Galvin says:
And NOT with Vincent

Harry Mason says:
HEATHER. You're staying with Henry and Eileen, then.

Henry Townshend says:
So now we're babysitters...?

Eileen Galvin says:
Come on, Henry! If I were Heather, I wouldn't feel safe at home right now either

Eileen Galvin says:
Heather, do you want to stay with us?

Heather Morris says:
Um... sure, I guess...

Heather Morris says:
... They're not really going to... do anything... are they?

Eileen Galvin says:
It's all right. I know you're old enough to take care of yourself, but maybe it's best if you stay away tonight

Heather Morris says:
:: shrugs ::

Vincent The Stalker says:
Oh, there will certainly be some games going on at my house

Vincent The Stalker says:
...Such as chess

Vincent The Stalker says:
And Monopoly

Heather Morris says:
...

Heather Morris says:
:: slinks off into the apartment complex ::

Harry Mason says:
What are you waiting for?!

James Pillow Sunderland says:
You know, maybe I should call Cybil

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Or even Kaufmann

Henry Townshend says:
Maybe.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Oh yeah. That's right. :: pulls out cell phone he's had all along secretly:: I'm definitely going to call her

Vincent The Stalker says:
Don't get that wench involved! She'll ruin all of my fun! Even more so than Claudia and Dahlia!

Henry Townshend says:
Maybe that's what you need.

Vincent The Stalker says:
You don't have a say in what I NEED, pathetic worm!

Vincent The Stalker says:
Come along, Harry

Henry Townshend says:
At least I don't smell like cabbage. :: sulks off ::

Vincent The Stalker says:
I DO. NOT. SMELL. LIKE. CABBAGE!

Eileen Galvin says:
Henry, wait! ::follows::

Harry Mason says:
::grabs Vincent:: Let's go. I wanna play Monopoly!

Vincent The Stalker says:
Good idea. When the game is over, I gaurantee I'll own every bit of your... property.

Harry Mason says:
K! ::runs into a wall and then makes his way into Vincent's house::

James Pillow Sunderland says:
...Harry, I just called Cy-

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Harry?

Henry Townshend says:
He's gone, James.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
No. Nobody is EVER gone.

Henry Townshend says:
Oh. Well, whatever. He's in Vincent's house.

James Pillow Sunderland says:
Welll.. I hope he's all right. Vincent isn't exactly... what you would say... All together

Dammit, I hope Cybil shows up.

Until then, I'll just have to guard Mary with this broom.

~James
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